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没有预兆，没有隆重的开场 No ado, no fanfare.
我的时代不宣而至。 My time had simply come unannounced.
根据马基雅维利的说法，有三种类型的智力。 According to Machiavelli, there are three types of intelligence.
期中考试成绩单姓名：神宫寺那织 综合排名：第1名 Midterm Tests Report Card Name: Jinguji Naori Overall Ranking: 1st
我显然拥有第一种——毫不夸张地说。 And I clearly possess the first kind—in spades, at that.
嘿，纯。 Hey there, Jun-kun.
你看起来怎么安慰都没用呢。 You seem utterly inconsolable.
怎么了，那织？ What's up, Naori?
我懂，我真的懂哦 I get it, I really do.
你的期中排名肯定让你很震惊 Your midterm ranking must've left you shocked.
不用担心。 Don't worry.
如果真到了那种地步，我会照顾你的 I'll provide for you if it comes down to it.
嗯？不过，我又拿到了第一名。 Hm? I got first again, though.
哈？！ Wha?!
期中考试成绩单 Midterm Tests Report Card
你骗了我！ You tricked me!
那你刚才为什么看起来闷闷不乐？！ Why were you looking all melancholic, then?!
这不是真的！在你玩弄我的身心之后！ This is not happening! Not after you played with my body and mind!
我要举报你！ I'm reporting you!
喂！ Hey!
等等。 Hold up.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
你这么努力地学习，是防止我约你出去，是吗？ You studied extra hard to prevent me from asking you out, didn't you?
你为什么会这么想？ Why would you think that?
你说你要全力以赴，所以我比以往任何时候都更加认真地对待学习。 You said you were going all out, so I'm taking it more seriously than ever.
如果我不这样做，你会生气吧。 You'd be angry if I didn't.
嗯，是这么说没错。 Well, yeah, that's fair.
即使你约我出去，你也不会得到你想要的答案。 And even if you do ask me out, you won't get the answer you want.
而且我不打算和琉实复合。 And I don't plan on getting back with Rumi.
这不行吗？ Is that bad?
真的吗 You mean it?
你不会背着我偷跑吗？ You won't go behind my back?
当然不会。 Of course not.
如果你想让我信任你，就抱一下我。 If you want me to trust you, hug me right here and now.
突然说什么呢？ Wh-What are you saying?
那就算了吧。再见。 Forget it, then. See you.
嘿，看看他们。 Hey, check 'em out.
白崎和...妹妹吗？ Shirosaki and... the younger one?
等下，琉实！ Hey, Rumi!
刚才到底是怎么回事？ What was that all about?
那是那织说 That was all Naori.
她告诉我，如果我想让她信任我就抱抱她。 She told me to do it if I wanted her to trust me.
我也是不得已。 So I had to.
不得已是什么意思？ What do you mean, you had to?
你是不是对那织太过纵容了。 You're letting Naori have her way with you.
你总是这样。 You always do.
那我呢？ What about me?
啊？ Huh?
啊什么！ Don't "huh" me!
我也要。 Give me one, too.
怎么搞成这种情况？ Where did that even come from?
有良好的关系不是很好吗？ Who cares?
快点。可以把它看作是篮球练习的提神剂。 Hurry up. Think of it as a pick-me-up for basketball practice.
我知道了！不要那样看着我！ Fine! Don't look at me like that!
田径比赛快来了。 There's an athletics meet coming up.
我知道。你变成首发了，对吧？ I know. You're back on the first team, right?
对，我甚至在首发阵容中。 Heck, I'm even on the starting lineup.
很厉害嘛。 That's awesome.
我会在周末为你加油，所以在那之前不要输掉哦。 I can go cheer for you on the weekend, so don't crash out before then.
好的，谢谢。 Okay, thanks.
嘿。 Hey.
嗯？ Hmm?
其实，没关系。没什么。 Actually, never mind. It's nothing.
哦，我差点忘了。 Oh, I nearly forgot.
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听着，你知道雨宫慈衣菜是谁吗？ Listen, do you know who Amamiya Shiena is?
恋爱无法用双子除尽 Love Is Indivisible by Twins
6. "Until the Make-Ups"
白崎？ Shi-ro-za-ki?
白崎！ Shirozaki!
哟，她在喊你哦。 Yo, she's calling for you.
等等，你知道雨宫吗？ Wait, you know Amamiya?
呃。。。 Uh...
你在这里吗，白崎？ You here, Shirozaki?
呐，白崎在哪儿？ Hey, where's Shirozaki?
啊？！ Huh?!
别这么大声啊？ Keep it down, will you?
你在这儿就回我一声啊。 Hey, you could've answered me if you were here.
喂！ H-Hey!
跟我来一下。 Come with me for a sec.
你想要干什么？ What do you want?
另外，是白崎。不涉及 zeds。 Also, it's Shirosaki. No zeds involved.
真的？ Oh, really?
抱歉抱歉。但是，什么是zeds？ Sorry about that. Wait, what are zeds?
别在意。所以找我什么事？ Don't worry about it. Anyway, you need something?
是的。 Yeah.
我想琉实已经告诉过你了，但是...... So, I think Rumichi's told you already, but...
能辅导我学习吗？ Tutor me, please?
雨宫慈衣菜？ Amamiya Shiena?
我从未和她说过话，但我知道她是谁。 I've never talked to her, but I know who she is.
她是那个很显眼的女孩，模特什么的，对吧？ She's that flashy girl who's a model or something, right?
是的。 Yep.
她，呃......希望你辅导她。 She, uh... wants you to tutor her.
什么？为什么是我？ What? Why me?
哎呀。得去社团了。 Yikes. Gotta get to practice.
我们稍后再谈。 We'll talk it about later.
不，她没有详细跟我说。 Nah, she didn't give me the details.
但你应该问问别人。 But you should ask somebody else.
无论如何，我只是来跟你打个招呼。 Anyway, I just came to give you a heads-up.
我们放学后再说吧。 We'll pick this back up after school.
再见！ Bye!
放学后……放学后是什么时候啊？ What do you mean? Pick what back up?
啧啧。 Tch.
不要对我咔嚓你的舌头。 Don't click your tongue at me.
试着设身处地为教授着想。 Try putting yourself in the Professor's shoes.
解雇。 Lay off.
你到底在这里做什么？你不是总是去自助餐厅吃午饭吗？ What're you even doing here? Don't you always go to the cafeteria for lunch?
偶尔改变一下也可以吧。 Routines can change.
顺便说一句，有传言说你选择了妹妹啊，白崎。 By the way, there's talk that you picked the younger twin, Shirosaki.
不，不是那个意思。 Nah, that's not what that was about.
哦，是的？好吧，随便。 Oh, yeah? Well, whatever.
算了吧。雨宫是怎么回事？ Forget that. What was up with Amamiya?
她希望我辅导她。 She wants me to tutor her.
哼？你要干嘛？！她的身材真是超乎想象！ Huh? And what're you gonna do?! She's got bonkers badonkers!
没。辅导她感觉很痛苦，所以我没接。 Nothing. It sounds like a pain, so I'm staying far away.
胸什么的无所谓。 Her chest is irrelevant.
呵呵，你真的与众不同。 Guh, you really are built different.
我会立刻接受她。 I would take her up on it in an instant.
不然就没什么机会了解她。 Not much opportunity to get to know her otherwise.
她对自己看起来很容易感到非常警惕。 She's pretty guarded for how easy she looks.
推荐我去吧！ Recommend me for the job!
等等，你也约她出去了吗？ Wait, did you ask her out, too?
不。我本来想去的，但放弃了。 Nah. I was gonna, but gave up on it.
她散发出一种“你想要干什么？”的气息。 She was giving off such a "The hell you want?" vibe.
她显然不想和我有任何关系。 She obviously wanted nothing to do with me.
啊，我好想揉她的胸部！ Man, how I wanted to ravish those boobs!
不会推荐你的 I'll pass on recommending you for the job.
我不想被怀疑人品。 I don't want my stock to plummet.
母亲，请原谅我。 Forgive me, Mother.
我没什么胃口了 My appetite has left the building.
头好痛。我想回家。 My head hurts. I wanna go home.
或者至少在护士办公室打个盹。 Or at least nap in the nurse's office.
那么，让我们谈谈更令人振奋的事情。 Let's talk about more uplifting matters, then.
喜欢你现在想要的东西等等。 Like what you want right now and stuff.
让你的欲望放松可以帮助你把注意力从事情上移开。 Letting your desires loose could help take your mind off things.
哦，好主意。 Oh, good idea.
我想要什么？ What I want, huh?
现金。很多。100万日元左右。 Cash. Lots of it. A million yen or so.
我想去一家百货公司说，“我会把所有东西从这里带到这里。 I wanna go to a department store and say, "I'll take everything from here to here."
啊，真是个拜金主义者。 Ah, such a money worshiper.
也许可以尝试在螃蟹罐头厂船上工作。 Maybe try working on a crab cannery ship.
在白令海！ On the Bering Sea!
我们为什么要全力以赴 Takiji Kobayashi？ Why are we going full Takiji Kobayashi?
我想有产，不想无产。 I want to be part of the bourgeoisie, not the proletariat.
我就没问题，够用就行。 I'm fine with not having it all, just enough.
我相信你同意。 And I'm sure you agree.
那么，什么是更现实的愿望呢？ So, what's a more realistic desire?
现实，比如 10,000 日元左右？ Realistic, like around 10,000 yen?
我想要一些衣服和化妆品。 I want some clothes and cosmetics.
听起来很对。 Sounds about right.
我自己也想要一个钱包。 I'd like a purse myself.
格莉斯塔？我懂我懂。 Gelista? I feel you.
它们是优雅和可爱的完美平衡。 They're the perfect balance of classy and cutesy.
而且它们的价格很高......高中生无法触及， And they're priced... out of reach of high schoolers,
但也许大学的男朋友会用他的小时工资给你买一个。 but maybe a college-aged boyfriend will buy you one with his hourly wage.
也对。 You said it.
怎么样？有帮助吗？ Well? Did that help?
我感觉好多了。谢谢。 Yeah, I feel a lot better. Thanks.
其实，你的生日不是快到了吗？ Actually, isn't your birthday coming up?
想一起庆祝吗？ Wanna celebrate it together?
我喜欢你，部长！最喜欢你！ You're the best, Chief! I love you!
我们结婚吧！ Let's get married!
这个就算了，我只看到被剥削的未来。 Yeah, no, sorry. I don't want you mooching off me forever.
你什么意思，太过分了吧！ What do you mean, mooching? Mean!
达图拉。讨厌部长你。 DATURA. I hate you.
对不起，对不起。 Sorry, sorry.
所以？你真的要和我一起过生日吗？ So? Are you really going to celebrate my birthday with me?
纯在吗？ Is Jun around?
他刚出去了。大概去洗手间。 He just stepped out. To the bathroom, probably.
既然你来了，你想什么时候举行那次联合篮球训练？ Since you're here, when do you wanna hold that joint basketball practice?
明天怎么样？ How about tomorrow?
听起来不错。我会和学姐谈谈。 Sounds good to me. I'll talk to Senpai.
你们这些女孩子往往会对我们下狠手，所以我们需要给自己打气。 You girls tend to come at us hard, so we'll need to pump ourselves up.
如果我们不努力，练习就没有意义了。 Not much point in practice if we don't go hard.
抱歉，我需要和纯谈谈。 Anyway, sorry, I need to talk to Jun.
六月 Jun
我知道我因为挂科而搞砸了， I mean, I know I messed up by failing,
但为什么要生气呢？ but why get that angry?
雨宫慈衣菜 Amamiya Shiena
我妈妈疯了。 My mom's insane.
最好把补考搞定。 Better ace those make-ups.
我知道 I know, right?
那么，能让你妹妹来辅导我吗？ So, on that note, could we get your sister to tutor me?
啊？ Huh?
她很聪明，对吧？ She's crazy smart, right?
那织？ Naori?
有点难啊。 That's... probably not gonna happen.
她不是一个老师。 She's not much of a teacher.
倒是纯更擅长。 If anything, Jun's better at it.
对了！你们俩很关系很好，对吧？ Right-o! You two are close, right?
他俩应该不会突然变得亲密吧？ They wouldn't get all cozy out of nowhere, right?
如果我需要一个老师，不妨找一个更好的。 If I'm gonna need a tutor, might as well get the better one.
我想Shiena是我最不需要担心的人。 I guess Shiena's the last person I need to worry about.
我建议问问 Kame-chan 和其他一些人， I suggested asking Kame-chan and a few other people instead,
但希娜已经下定了决心。 but Shiena had already made up her mind.
如果那织不行，我是可以，但仍然...... I get turning to me if Naori wasn't gonna happen, but still...
我知道，你可以拒绝。 I know. I mean, you could always just say no.
今天社团活动结束后和谈谈Shiena 谈谈这个。 Let's get together with Shiena and talk about this after practice.
最好快点解决。 Better get it out of the way quick.
同意。 Agreed.
另外，请确保那织不会发现。 Also, make sure Naori doesn't find out.
这会有问题吗？ Would that be a problem?
等等，我明白了。这两人可能像油和水一样混合在一起。 Wait, I get it. Those two probably mix like oil and water.
你明白了。 You get it.
问题是我们无法预测那织放学后会做什么。 The issue is we can't predict what Naori will do after school.
我们不清楚她是否会一直呆在艺术室里。 We're clear if she stays in the art room the whole time.
摇人吧。 Let's call for backup.
请多指教。 Thanks in advance.
护士办公室 Nurse's Office
“我们需要在没有那织在场的情况下谈谈。第六节课之后你有时间吗？ "We need to talk without Naori around. Do you have time after 6th period?"
你叫我出来是为了这个？没什么特别的。 You called me out for this? It's nothing special.
我期待一些更混乱、更混乱的东西。 I was expecting something a lot messier and saucier.
就像，我不知道，吃一块浸泡在番茄酱中的抹布。 Like, I don't know, eating a rag soaked in ketchup.
才不是 As if.
当然，我会让那织分散注意力的。 Sure, I'll keep Sensei distracted for you.
我会请她去艺术俱乐部闲逛。 I'll ask her to hang out at art club.
帮大忙了。 Appreciate it.
撇开这一点不谈，我认为你应该辅导 Shiena-chan。 That aside, I think you should tutor Shiena-chan.
哼？我为什么要这样做？ Huh? Why would I?
你平时不怎么和她这种女孩接触，对吧？ You don't interact much with girls like her, right?
她是一名模特，拥有顶级的外表和胸部。 And she's a model, with top-of-the-line looks and boobs.
这可能对教授有吸引力，但对我没什么用。 That might be an attractive sales pitch for the Professor, but I get nothing out of it.
我很珍惜放学后的时间。 I value my time after school.
听着，你暂时不用担心双胞胎了， Listen, you've stopped worrying about the twins for the time being,
但你还是没法把他们从脑海里赶走，对吧？ but you can't get them off your mind, right?
也许花一些时间和不同类型的女孩在一起。 Maybe spend some time with a different type of girl.
你可能会发现一些关于自己的新东西。 You may discover something new about yourself.
龟嵩。你只是想搅局，对吧？ Kamedake. You just want to stir the pot, don't you?
噢，你能看出来吗？ Aw, you could tell?
但我说的有一点是真的。 But I do mean what I said, a little.
我有更好的事情要做，而不是冒险去试探什么对我有用。 I have better things to do than gamble with what may or may not be good for me.
很好。请允许我向你们提出一个明确的激励措施。 Very well. Allow me to present you with a clear incentive.
白崎君 Shirosaki-kun, my boy.
那织生日本月就要到了。 Sensei's birthday is coming up this month.
你每年都会送礼物，对吧？ You give her something every year, right?
是的，只是因为我们已经这样做了很长时间，从来没有弄清楚什么时候停下来。 Yeah, only because we've been doing it for ages and never figured out when to stop.
不过，你保持那些童年的梦想是件好事。 It's good that you're keeping those childhood dreams alive, though.
圣诞老人、Hajime Yatate 和 Izumi Todo 都是真实的。 Santa, Hajime Yatate, and Izumi Todo are all real.
说正经的。 Moving on.
你想好送什么了吗？ Have you figured out what to get her?
不。 Nope.
我目前正在找。 I'm currently trying to find something good.
果然啊。 Knew it.
这就是我的主场了，我的领主。 And that's where I come in, my liege.
我会试着弄清楚那织她现在最想要什么。 I'll try and figure out what she wants most right now.
可恶。这竟然是一个诱人的提议。 Ugh. I hate that it's actually a tempting offer.
那么，白崎君？ Well, Shirosaki-kun?
这是一笔划算的交易，你不觉得吗？ It's a good deal, don't you think?
帮我锁门，谢谢。 Lock up for me, thanks.
好！ Okay!
琉实，你现在还好吗？我的意思是。。。 Rumi, are you okay now? I mean...
我告诉过你，我都痊愈了。 I told you, I'm all healed.
另外，摔倒都是我的错。 Also, falling over was all my fault.
我知道我没有集中注意力。 I know I wasn't paying enough attention.
谢谢你这么说。 Thanks for saying that.
那时候你有点不适应。 Yeah, you were kinda out of it back then.
但最近你看起来像是松了一口气。 But you look like the weight's been lifted off your shoulders recently.
发生了很多事情。确实压力有点大。 There was a lot going on. I was pretty stressed, yeah.
但我现在已经好了。 But I'm over it now.
在你和白崎分手后，真的是有种乌云笼罩的感觉。 There was a real cloud hanging over your head after you broke up with Shirosaki.
灯亮着，但没有人在家。 The lights were on, but nobody was home.
我们都非常担心你，你知道吗？ We were all seriously worried about you, you know?
等等，你为什么知道这个？ Wait, why do you know about that?
嘿，雷拉！ Hey, Reira!
不是我哟。 Wasn't me.
那？怎么回事。 Then how? I don't get it.
你不会真的以为你能保密吧？ You really thought you'd kept it under wraps, huh?
你真是个笨蛋，真是太可爱了。 It's cute how you're such a bimbo.
这就是她的优点，但有趣的是，她竟然如此迟钝。 That's what's good about her, but it's pretty funny how oblivious she can be.
那个楼梯的顶部，所有的地方？这是最明显的地方。 The top of that staircase, of all places? It's the most obvious spot.
等等！你是说。。。 Hold up! You mean...
我们碰巧看到你和白崎接吻。 We happened to see you and Shirosaki kissing.
别别别！我不想再听了！ Stop right there! I don't wanna hear any more!
我们对你们两个了如指掌。 We knew all about you two.
你是唯一一个不知道我们知道的人。 You were the only one who didn't know we knew.
你看到了一切吗？ You saw everything?
对不起，玩笑开过头了。 Sorry, we took the teasing too far.
但我们实际上很担心你，真的。 But we were actually worried about you, really.
加奈子。 Kanako.
我们想要你振作起来， We need you to be in high spirits,
否则会影响到我们……噗。 or it throws us off our game... pfft.
不行啦！ I can't!
你真的以为你们能保持隐蔽吗？ You seriously thought you were being sneaky?
不行啦！我笑哭了！ Help! I'm tearing up!
“我要赢下那场比赛，纯！” "I'm gonna go win that game, Jun!"
别再说我的台词了！ Quit saying my lines!
那时的琉实完全是爱情片中的女主角。 Rumi back then was totally the heroine in a romance flick.
哎呀，有陷入尴尬了。她脸都红了。 Ooh, the second-hand embarrassment. She was all glitter and rainbows.
够了，你们所有人！ That's enough, all of you!
闭嘴，快换衣服了！ Shut up and get changed already!
对不起，你等了很久吗？ Sorry, did you wait long?
不，刚到这里。 Nah, just got here.
我一直在补课。简直是地狱。 I had make-up class all this while. It was hell.
他们就给我了一张工作表，让我做 They just handed me a worksheet to do and that was it. Like, what?
是什么让他们认为我会做？直接不及格！ What made them think I could do that crap? I failed the class!
我甚至没有做完，哈哈。 I didn't even finish, LOL.
等等，你没有吗？ Wait, you didn't?
天色已晚，所以我们收工了。 It was getting late, so we called it a day.
顺便问一下，纯在哪里？ Where's Jun, by the way?
不知道。可能躺在某个地方的沟里。 No clue. Probably lying in a ditch somewhere.
错。 Wrong.
哇！ Whoa!
不要那样吓唬我。我的心几乎要跳出来了！ Don't scare me like that. My heart nearly jumped out!
你会像海参一样无情。 You'd be heartless, like a sea cucumber.
像什么？ Like a what?
所以，我们要做什么？ Anyway, what are we doing?
对。我们边吃边聊怎么样？ Right. How about we chat over dinner?
我可以。纯你呢？ I'm in. And you, Jun?
我们应该去哪里？ Where should we go?
我为什么要和她一起吃饭？ Why would I get dinner with her?
她爸爸不在身边，她妈妈也很少在家。 Her dad isn't around, and her mom's rarely home.
让我们陪着她，好吗？ Let's keep her company, okay?
也行。 I guess it won't kill me.
那么，我们要去哪里呢？ So, where are we going?
哦，我更喜欢便宜的地方。 Oh, I'd prefer someplace cheap.
既然如此，来我家吗？ In that case, wanna come over?
在我家吃晚餐，免费。我喜欢那种声音。 Dinner at my place, for free. I like the sound of that.
W-等等... W-Wait...
哎呀，忘了东西。 Oops, forgot something.
去拿吧，我在这儿等着。懒得回去。 Go get it, I'll wait. I can't be bothered going back.
什么？跟我一起啊！ What? Come with me!
又小又黑！好可怕！ It's all cramped and dark! Scary!
行行。 Fine, fine.
你忘了什么？ What'd you forget?
手机电池。 Mobile battery.
明天就拿到吧！ Just get it tomorrow!
哦，神宫寺。还有龟嵩。 Oh, hey, Jinguji. And Kamedake.
这么晚了，你在这里做什么？ What're you doing here so late?
没关系。把东西还来。 Never mind that. Give them back.
嗯？还什么？ Huh? Give what back?
你偷的运动服。 The sweats you stole.
如果你把运动服还回来，我就放你走，拿来。 I'll let you off if you give them back, so come on.
我什么都没偷！我只是在和前辈们打麻将！ I didn't steal nothing! I was just playing mahjong with the seniors!
前辈？纯不和你在一起吗？ Huh? Jun-kun wasn't with you?
他早些时候离开了。 He left earlier.
可能与午餐时发生的事情有关......哎呀。 Probably something to do with what happened during lunch... oops.
午餐时发生了什么？ What happened during lunch?
哦，哦，别担心。 O-Oh, don't worry about it.
我去拿我的电池。 I'll go get my battery.
我再问一次。午餐时发生了什么？ I'll ask one more time. What happened during lunch?
这个地方是怎么回事？ What is with this place?
片场。我是在电影片场。 It's a set. I'm on a movie set.
你住在这里？ You live here?
是的。风景不错，对吧？ Yep. Nice view, huh?
附近没有其他高楼大厦，所以我可以随心所欲地赤身裸体地走来走去。 No other tall buildings nearby, so I can walk around naked all I want.
赤身裸体—— Naked—
水可以吗？ Is water okay?
是的。你也是，琉实？ Y-Yeah. You too, Rumi?
嗯？哦，是的。 Huh? Oh, yeah.
好。坐哪都行。 Okay. Sit down wherever.
哎呀，忘了提，家里有一只猫。没问题吗？ Oops, forgot to mention, we have a cat. Will that be a problem?
嗯？一猫？ Huh? A cat?
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
Ein。 Ein.
Ein酱？Ein君？ Ein-chan? Ein-kun?
君。公的哦。 Ein-kun. He's male.
来吧，和琉实打个招呼。 Go on, say hi to Rumichi.
那么，为什么是Ein？ So, why Ein?
哼？呃，没有理由？ Huh? Uh, no reason?
什么？你通常不是用某种东西来命名你的宠物吗？ What? Don't you usually name your pets after something?
呃，谁在乎？ Eh, who cares?
Ein-kun太可爱了。 Ein-kun's so cute.
我其实想要一只狗，但我妈妈受不了它们。 I actually wanted a dog, but my mom can't stand them.
我看不出有什么问题。反正她从来不在家。 I don't see the problem. She's never home, anyway.
好孩子。 Good boy.
哇，他乖乖地让我抱着。 Wow, he let me hold him without a fight.
在我们开始之前，我可以问你一些事情吗，Rumichi？ Before we get down to it, can I ask you something, Rumichi?
什么？ What?
你喜欢白崎吗？ Do you like Shirosaki?
哼？不 不。 Huh? No, no.
突然说什么呢？ Where'd that come from?
好的，这就是答案。 Okay, that answers that.
我们吃晚饭吧。 Let's have dinner.
辅导怎么说？ What happened to the tutoring business?
现在，你一定饿了吧。 Now, now. You must be hungry.
你知道，白崎太难说了。我可以叫你Zaki吗？ Y'know, Shirosaki's too hard to say. Can I call you Zaki?
或者你更喜欢纯这个叫法？ Or would you prefer Jun?
你喜欢叫什么就叫什么吧。 Whatever works.
哦？随便叫吗？ Oh? Whatever, huh?
琉实，Zaki现在是不是有点紧张吗？ Rumichi, is Zaki flustered right now?
他刚才显然把目光从我身上移开了。 He very obviously looked away from me just now.
嘿！ Hey!
哦，等等。我的让你们都感到热和困扰吗？ Oh, wait. Did my cleavage get you all hot and bothered?
哇，好差劲。 Wow, what a sleaze.
我回家了—— I'm out—
别这么说。坐稳，直到晚餐准备好。 Don't say that. Sit tight until dinner's ready.
好了，该开始工作了。 Okay, time to get to work.
雨宫慈衣菜？ Amamiya Shiena?
是的，她今天下午来到我们班， Yeah, she came to our class this afternoon,
想让白崎辅导她。 asking for Shirosaki because she wants him to tutor her.
呃。。。我们说的是同一个雨宫，对吧？ Uh... We're talking about the same Amamiya, right?
那个自认为是学校女王的人？ The one who thinks she's queen bee of the school?
那个脑袋里只装了布丁的傻瓜？ The intellectually challenged pudding-for-brains?
冷静。 Whoa, tone it down.
那个在你们这些傻小子面前炫耀胸部的， The one who flaunts her cleavage in front of you stupid boys
像个没有品位、装模作样的女生？就是那个雨宫吗？？ like the classless, wannabe-model bitch she is? That Amamiya?
那个布丁头做了什么？ And that pudding-head did what?
要纯辅导？ Asked for Jun-kun?
什么？这比我想象的还要疯狂！ What? This is even crazier than I thought!
世界今天要毁灭了吗？ Is the world going to end today?
好吧，我不认为白崎会接受。 Well, I don't think Shirosaki's going to accept.
当然不会！ Of course not!
他绝不会卷入这种麻烦事！ He would never walk into a mess like that!
哇，看起来好好吃。 Wow, this is actually great.
谢谢！ Thanks!
毕竟我对自己的厨艺还是有点自信的。 I mean, I knew it would be.
真的好吃。你有没有为此准备好预制的面糊？ It really is great. Did you get pre-made roux for this?
不，是从头开始的。 Nah, made it from scratch.
你应该告诉我你会做饭嘛。 You should've told me you were such a good cook.
我都不知道。 I had no idea.
她爸爸不在身边，她妈妈也很少在家。 Her dad isn't around, and her mom's rarely home.
咖喱很好吃，但我觉得我们不是为这个来的。 Curry's all well and good, but I feel like we came here for a different reason.
辅导的事？ Right, the tutoring talk?
补考之前全靠你了，Zaki老师！ Yeah, I'll be in your hands until the make-ups, Zaki-sensei!
别急，我还没说同意呢—— Hold your horses, I haven't said anything about agreeing yet—
这意味着你会的，对吧？ Yet, which means you will, right?
等我们吃完饭后给我看看你的成绩单。 Show me your report card when we're done eating.
我们将首先看到我们的立场，然后从那里开始。 We'll see where we stand first and go from there.
知道了！ Roger!
很抱歉把你拖进去。 Sorry for dragging you into that.
不，这不是你需要道歉的。 Nah, it's nothing you need to apologize for.
谢谢。 Thanks.
田径比赛快到了，对吧？练习进行得怎么样？ The athletics meet is coming up, right? How's practice going?
嗯。不过，真的感受到了压力。 Good. Really feeling the pressure, though.
没有什么是你以前没有遇到过的。 Nothing you haven't encountered before.
只要确保你玩得开心就行了。 Just make sure you have fun.
哇，感受到了你的鼓励。 Wow, I'm really feeling that encouragement.
谢谢。我很感激。 Thanks. I appreciate it.
你们俩这么晚了干什么？ What are you two doing so late?
那织？！ Naori?!
我想知道那个穿着熟悉制服的男孩和女孩是谁。 I was wondering who the boy and girl in the familiar uniform were.
原来是你们两个。 Turns out it was you two.
那么，你们两个为什么要走在一起呢？ So, why are you two walking together?
我们出去处理一些事情。 We were out taking care of something.
我们正在从雨宫慈衣菜家回来的路上。 We're on our way back from Amamiya Shiena's place.
我相信你至少听说过她。 I'm sure you've heard of her, at least.
她请纯辅导她。 She asked Jun-kun to tutor her.
可是你为什么要去她家呢？ Yeah? But why'd you go to her place?
它就这样发生了。 It just kinda happened.
但多亏了这一点，我们才认识了 Ein。 But we got to know Ein thanks to that.
“我们”？那只猫一点也不喜欢我。 "We"? That cat didn't like me at all.
等等，猫？你刚才说的是猫吗？ Wait, cat? Did you just say cat?
家猫？ As in a felis silvestris catus?
说出学名只会让它更加混乱。 Saying the scientific name just makes it more confusing.
不公平！你知道我有多喜欢猫！ No fair! You know how much I adore cats!
你们两个没心没肺的家伙！ You two are heartless!
不好意思。但是看，我们拍了很多照片。 Sorry. But look, we got lots of pics.
可爱！ Cute!
对吧？可爱吧？ Right? Isn't he?
这值得喵喵叫！最高级别的喵喵叫！ This merits a meow! A meow of the highest order!
没办法。我就原谅你和琉实一起走回家。 Oh, well. I guess I'll overlook walking home with Rumi.
所以，纯... So, Jun-kun...
我差点让小猫的说话分散了我的注意力， I nearly let the kitty talk distract me,
但我需要确认一下。 but I need to check.
你拒绝辅导她，对吧？ You said no to tutoring her, right?
不。我要帮她准备补考。 Nope. I'm gonna help her prep for her make-ups.
啊？！为什么？ Huh?! Why?
出于什么目的？ For what purpose?
我稍后会解释。再见。 I'll explain later. Bye.
嘿！ Hey!